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Gilded Parrot Beard Oil

The part nobody sees is the part that itches.

Beard oil is not for the beard. It is for the skin under it, which is where a Michigan January is felt first and where a wiry, itchy beard usually starts. Most beard oil is a cheap carrier and a fragrance oil from the same catalog everyone else buys from. Ours is six plant oils, vitamin E to keep them, and three real essential oils. Nothing else goes in.

The scent is cedarwood, pine needle and a little vetiver, all of them real essential oils. It smells like a woodpile in winter, not a cologne counter. A few drops in the palm, worked in at the roots, then out through the length. One bottle lasts months, because the amount that actually helps is smaller than most people use.

$14.00, 1 fl oz

Total$14.00

Gilded Parrot Bundle

Both for $24.00Saves $4.00

Oil for every day, balm for the days it matters.

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What's in it

Fractionated coconut oil (MCT)
Light, and sinks in.
Coconut oil with the heavy fats removed so it never goes solid in the bottle.
Jojoba oil
Closest plant match to skin's own oil.
The reason it soaks in instead of sitting on top.
High-oleic sunflower oil
Light conditioning.
A clean, neutral carrier.
Argan oil
Softens.
The one the barbers charge extra for.
Pumpkin seed oil
Conditions.
Rich and green, and heavier than it looks.
Castor oil
Adds a little body.
A few percent, for slip and shine.
Vitamin E oil (tocopherols)
Helps the oils keep.
So the bottle stays fresh to the last drop.
Cedarwood essential oil
The base of the scent.
Dry, woody, quiet.
Pine needle essential oil
The top of the scent.
Fresh cut, and it fades first.
Vetiver essential oil
The floor under both.
Smoky and earthy, a drop at a time.

The full ingredient list is printed on every package. Ask us if you need it before you order.

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Gilded Parrot Bundle

Both for $24.00Saves $4.00

The part nobody sees, and the part everybody does. Oil for every day, balm for the days it matters, and the two together cost less than buying them a week apart. Together they are $24.00. On their own the two come to $28.00.

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How it's made

Blended and bottled by hand, a small run at a time.

Shipping

Ships anywhere in the United States.

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Gilded Parrot Bundle

Both for $24.00